Creating the Kazology Blogroll – Part 1

Posted on January 30, 2008May 7, 2022 by GeorgeK

The Kazology Blog uses Word Press, no surprise there. What makes it fun is the amount of customization even a “non-programmer” like me can do to make it a personal thing.
You can get thousands of themes, and thousands of various plugins to modify the basic installation of WP. Even better are “Widgets” which are an even simpler version of a plugin. You only have to know how to:

Copy a file from the web to a directory on your server or home computer
Unzip the file
Move it to the proper directory in the Word Press install on the host server.
Access the WP Admin Control Panel to activate the plugin / Widget
Access the WP Admin Control Panel configure settings, if any

How simple is that!

I enjoy trying out new plugins, although sometime with nasty results. To be fair, normally all you have to do is delete the offending plugin from the Host Server and you are back in business. Even then I did manage to lock myself completely once. Guess what? Another plugin to the rescue. (Maybe not technically a plug in, but PHP file, but you use it just like a plugin.)

So where the heck is all this going – to my latest project – The BlogRoll page. It seems everyone posts a list of links to other blogs/websites they like, but it seems the normal default is just that, a list of links. Boring, unordered list like “Georges Web Site”, “A Cool Web Site”, “A boring Web Site”, “Aardvarks Are Us” to “Zebra’s need a home too”.

I didn’t like that list.

I didn’t like that list. So a search began. While there are a number of plugins out there that do this the one I found was “Zo’C’s Powerblogroll“. I downloaded and installed. Oops… had some trouble here. It is not a widget, so requires some knowledge of coding to put the BlogRoll where you want it. That wasn’t getting me to far. I had used another widget “Widgetize Anything” to convert a Plugin to a Widget so gave it a try. With a lot of playing around with the single line of PHP code I finally got it working! At that point I had a nice BlogRoll in the sidebar. Looked pretty good with a nice Favicon and the name showing. Not quite satisfied I thought I would add a short description to let the reader know what “Aardvarks Are Us” is all about. (in ten words or less…) That worked great also. But did make the sidebar column sort of long, okay, but sort of long. Then I starting adding a few more links to things I use in Word Press or the web page itself (some day I am going to figure out how to switch the current home page to a page in Word Press . . some day.) At this point it just wasn’t going to be practical any longer to keep the BlogRoll in the sidebar.

Creating the Kazology Blogroll – Part 2

Posted on January 30, 2008May 7, 2022 by GeorgeK

Once I made the decision to create the BlogRoll page I needed a new “Links” page template that I could use. Some page templates come with a links page, but not the one I am using. No big deal, just use the WP Theme editor to open a few different themes until I found one that had a separate links page… how ’bout that, the default WP theme has one! A quick copy and paste into the current theme’s directory and I was good to go. Oops, you need to do a little CSS work to make a stock page work the way you want. It’s no secret I can hardly spell CSS let alone edit it. (My web page design skills are still stuck in html version .5) The creator of the plugin did give some lines of code that should be added to make the whole thing work right, so I started doing my version of “plugging and playing” – put some code in, try it on the web page, see what happens and then try again. The goal is twofold

Do NOT blow up the page so bad you have to resort to extreme measure’s to get it back, and
Make it work.

After awhile I did finally succeed in getting enough code in the correct places to actually make the thing work! I was successful in getting the correct code in the link page to display the links, and the style sheet updated to format the information the way I wanted . . . almost. Everything looked (to me anyway) really good, nice favicons or other graphic showing, the really annoying bullets created by the original “ul” format were gone. Life is grand! But . . . always a “but” it seems like.

I really like the “Aardvarks Are Us” page, I really prefer “Tigers R Terrific”

While I really like the “Aardvarks Are Us” page, I really prefer “Tigers R Terrific” and it was way down on the list since links are ordered alphabetically. Not only that, the foundation of Kazology lies in the Genealogy pages that caused me to begin a web page… golly, at least fifteen years ago?!? (Anyone remember Compuserve??) (Dial up connections at 14,400 baud??) (Setting the modem stop bits, parity, etc… but I digress.) So while Word Press allows the user to assign a category to each of the links there is no control over the order they are displayed in! So again, my list did not have MY favorite Category at the top, or the links within them in the order I wanted. What to do now? Searched a little more until I found “My Link Order” and “My Page Order” and “My Category Order” on the Geeky Weekly web site. Cool, now we’re cooking with solar power. Installed the plugins, activated them, and neato the pages can be rearranged in the tool bar just the way I want them! I used the Admin Control Panel and rearranged the categories and links just perfectly… so lets see what that looks like…. oops… nothing… nada…. zilch… zero… you get the idea. Seems that Powerblogroll and My Links just aren’t gonna play together nice. I resign myself to that and life goes on, although in the back of my mind I am constantly being nagged that while life is going on, it is not going on in an “orderly” manner! Well, lo and behold, I had created a post about this process and the plugins I was attempting to use and the author of “My Link Order” noticed the link back to his web page. He apparently read the entry where I lamented over the two kids not playing nice and he commented back with just three lines of code that he said would fix this! Hot dog, we’re back in business. . . almost. More after the break!

Creating the Kazology Blogroll – Part 3

Posted on January 30, 2008November 29, 2022 by GeorgeK

After getting the suggested changes to the PHP code courtesy of Andrew at Geeky Weekly. . . I spent a few more hours playing around editing the Powerblogroll PHP code – down in the area below the big “DO NOT EDIT BELOW THIS LINE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING” remark….. (insert screen capture of the really nasty errors here – I didn’t even know my blog spoke Japanese!)

“DO NOT EDIT BELOW THIS LINE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING”

Code Hacker Tip #3,298 – when editing code that you have no idea what will happen… always, and I repeat, always, keep a copy of the original code in a different directory to move back real quick when you hose everything up! (I saw an article on how to create a local copy of Word Press for experimenting on… which would be really cool, but again… I need the Ultimate Dummy directions for something like that, so all my changes go out live to see what happens being prepared to make a quick reversal if it is really bad. – get back on focus here George)
I wonder different times as I play with plugins, and reading the FAQ on the authors web site, or the “readme.txt” file with the plugin in, do they have any idea how confusing this is for many people?

Hey after all I took Fortran back in college!

While I joke about being completely illiterate, I do have some degree of familiarity with code and at least vaguely understand the principles, (Hey after all I took Fortran back in college!) but still this is difficult. So when an author documents, or replies to an already confused person trying to implement their plugin by just writing “just add < !-YouAreDense$&%20##.PHP> and it will work”, what I think they do not understand is

a) If I am having to write you for help I am obviously already confused
b) that I have no idea WHERE to add this
c) The code is maybe garbled since it was converted to HTML and back again inserting bogus characters into the “very simple statement to be added”.

I think this is no great revelation here, anyone that has never written a plugin or widget probably understands what I am talking about. So authors, please, comment your code carefully, then in your instructions show related code so we know where to put that little line… Even in one plugin you are to “change the option from false to true” to do something else… how about adding “This is easily done by removing the “remarks code” “//” from the line you want to activate and adding it to the line you wish to de-activate.” Maybe, you argue, if the user does not even have that degree of knowledge they should not be doing this… I disagree. I am willing to try, but need more hand holding to get me started. Maybe some day I will learn this and would not need to refer to a step-by-step direction, but until then help us out!

Getting to the conclusion – eventually: Taking the offered lines of code, figuring out where to replace them (another aside… drat I am never going to get to the end… the author really did do a good job of explaining, even adding the line number to be replaced. That helps, IF I am using a “real PHP code editor” that lists line numbers, but if I am using Note Pad to edit… I got no line numbers! See how this is all confusing to newbies? Anyway… I compared the suggested code to the original, figured out where it went, converted the mangled characters to the proper syntax and saved the modified version. I uploaded it, and boom, trashed web page. Oops, put back the original, check changes, save again and upload again. Success!! A great looking web page, ordered the way I want it, not how it want to. Went into the Admin Panel again, changed some links around and checked the results…ooops, nothing again. What the #$@%^! is going on. In the Admin Panel for MyLinkOrder when I selected a category to order I was getting extra entries showing. I carefully checked the listing of entries, opened each one up, verified each one had the correct category assigned and tried again… No luck. I kept playing around for a while, I finally found that I had to open each blogroll entry up, select the proper category again, even if it looked correct, save it, then tried again. Success! Only the proper links assigned to a category appeared in the “order links here” field. I set the order the way I wanted them to appear, updated, and went out to view the BlogRoll Page for the 257th time. TA-DA!! I am one happy camper now! It is a work of art, a sight to behold (or is that site to behold), cooking with gas, better ‘en sliced bread. I pwned it (honestly I have never figured that one out.) W00T W00T.

TA-DA!! I am one happy camper now! It is a work of art, a sight to behold!

Check it out!

Now… since this is so long, I think I am going to try out the “continued on page” plug in…. cross your fingers!

Until the final link opens,

It’s 23.0 °F / -5.0 °C degrees outside, what should we do today?

Posted on January 27, 2008May 3, 2022 by GeorgeK

It’s a typical Michigan Saturday afternoon in January. A light snow is falling, there is a reasonably stiff wind blowing (8 mph), it’s 23 degrees (F) and the air is somewhat damp so it goes right into your bones. So, what should we do today? The answer to this almost seems so obvious as to be ridiculous – we head outdoors and go to the Plymouth Ice Sculpture show of course!

Every Year the town of Plymouth Michigan holds the “Plymouth International Ice Sculpture Spectacular” and is billed as “The Oldest and Largest Ice Sculpture Show in the World“. Quite a claim there I would say.

Never having been to any other ice carving shows I cannot dispute this, and guess I really do not even want to do so.

This seems to be another new annual tradition – that of freezing our fingers, toes, noses and anything else that lives outside of several layers of clothing. We also went last year and the temperature was even colder with wind chills in the negative numbers. (January 19-21, 2007 it was 15.1 °F / -9.4 °C ) Apparently it was so cold we did not even attempt to take pictures since I cannot locate any in the archives! I can only find 2005 and I think we missed attending in 2006.

For some reason in the past we always went in the evenings, which is nice since the carvings are lit with colored lights, but did not really see people working on the carvings. We went early enough this year to see the artisians entered in the competition still at work (it is timed). It was pretty interesting watching some of the techniques and “tools” used.

standard electric chain saws (from 12 inch up to about 24 inch bars)
chisels, from about 1/4 inch or so up to several inchs wide with handles two plus feet long (modifed wood turning chisels?)
electric drills with a wide variety of bits
brushes (hand – car window – paint – scrub -and about anything else)
small hand held and large “wand type” propane torches
and our favorite, the regular old steam iron as used on clothes (remember those were used a lot before “permanent press” came along. I am told you can still find these in antique stores.) Now used by the craftsmen for smoothing the surfaces and giving a very nice glossy finish.

Paul has already mangaged to get some photos out on the web site so you can take a look at those.

Hopefully I will get mine posted in the near future also, although his photos are usually better and more comprehensive than mine anyway.

After walking around for a hour or so we decided some food was in order so we hit a nearby Thai place for some hot – of both the temperature and spicy varieties – food.

The feeling returned to our toes about the time we were done eating, and so we ventured back outside to retrieve the car and head home.

Until the final snowflake falls in Michigan,

Mini Post A new widget

Posted on January 25, 2008July 17, 2022 by GeorgeK

Playing around with different widgets. ????? ???? This is called “Mini-Post”. Hopefully you can tell why.

Update: You can’t tell – because it isn’t working. There seems to be a conflict with the plugin and another one somewhere. This is supposed to appear as a small text item in the right column, it does, but seems to destroy all the formatting on the regular posts so I have turned it off.

NAIAS – “The Show”

Posted on January 22, 2008May 3, 2022 by GeorgeK

Every year Detroit hosts what is called “The NORTH AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW” or “The Greatest Automobile Show on Earth”, more commonly know as “the Auto Show.

In spite of all that, the show is pretty good. So after a hiatus of several years we decided to try again. This time we went later in the evening with the thought maybe the little goobers would be tired out from a long day and already gone home to whine over something there.

Well, either the attendance at the show is way down this year, or going in the evening has definate advantages because we got good parking on the Cobo Hall roof.. only about 50 feet from the door actually. But even better the exhibition hall was fairly empty and got more so as the evening went on!

Most of the curtain climbers had gone home for their dose of ritalin, so it was really pretty quiet. This also revealed the huge security presence in the hall. There were flocks of every imaginable type county sherrif’s, city police, town marshall’s, private security and probably some undercover agents. They were all hanging out or milling around in groups.

What does all that mean? Well for one that we definitely had a better time than the previous visit. We were able to get up to the cars and see them and also get into most of them without any delays longer than one or two persons.

There were a lot of cars, with “Green” as the theme. Including hydrogen power, diesel power, full electric, gas/electric hybrids, various “Smart” cars and so on. However for every environmental “Greenie” there were several “Meanies”… gas guzzling behemoths such as Toyota Tundra, Hummer, Dodge Ram, and other vehicles that suck down gas at the rate of a tenth of a gallon per mile = $.30 cents a mile for gas, NOT including operating expenses.

While there were hundreds of cars only a few were “picture worthy”. Actually it appears upon review the the photo downloads there was only ONE that was worthy! A great little Audi that we liked.

We did enjoy seeing the few concept vehicles and the new model introductions – didn’t get introduced to any new models though. My observation on that is you need to cough up the big bucks to attend the opening “Black Tie Gala” to see the real show theatrics. Once it opens to the general public I think they turn it over to a different group of persons to demonstrate.

Some favorites: Mini-Cooper “stretch” with a real (?) trunk in the back with double doors = a very small old fashioned panel truck – with the worlds largest speedometer! Acura, which would be a great step up from the Accord I currently use. More reasonably priced is the Honda Accord, but I have a problem with the dash.. it seems to “busy” and looks like the different design groups (instrument panel, sound, navigation, A/C) did not coordinate well.

And if I every hit the big lottery… just about ANY Ferrari . . .

It was fun, it is done, and will think about returning in future years when the time comes.

Until ~~the last car is made in Detroit~~ there are no more new designs left to explore . . . .